The World Is Back In Order

I thought I'd lost it. I thought maybe this fantasy football thing really is just a game of chance. I thought maybe every Lions receiver would always be cast in mediocrity along with any hope of a Lions' Superbowl, let alone a winning season. I thought my boy Tom Brady was indeed human. I thought that maybe even U of M football was no longer the best program in the big ten. I thought maybe, just maybe, football hated me (or at least since January 1, 1998).

Enter Chris Johnson, DeSean Jackson, Jonathan Stewart, and Matt Cassel. WHO?!?!

Play the sound clip, Sparky...

Ohio State got trounced Saturday, grown men cried. My fantasy team beat Rachael's, thanks to superman, Calvin Johnson and my draft day diamonds in the rough. Things are beginning to be restored in my fall weekend life, not everything... but it's on the mend. This week I've got a chance to be above .500 for the first time since week 6... in '06... at six o'clock.This is REALLY spooky.

Enough of that, I'm going to go through last week and determine which of you had "Good", "Bad" and "Ugly" calls.

Good

George - Anquan Boldin (34 pts)
Holy Cow! Unbelievable numbers for a WR. He has essentially earned himself a start each week for the rest of the season.

Justin - Jay Cutler (30 pts)
Incredible game put up by a guy with an awesome first name. Possibly now a top tier QB?

Dave - Kurt Warner (28 pts)
How does that old saying go? "I'm not as good I once was, but I'm as good in week 2 as I ever was."

Bad

Dave - Philip Rivers (31 pts)
How can I say this? Dave if you would have played P.RIV, you would have only lost by TWO points.

Brad - Aaron Rodgers (25 pts)
Brad, this is an order. Don't play Peyton again until either Rodgers has a bad game or Peyton has a good one... I'm watching you!

Katie - Earnest Graham (20 pts)
See Brad above, replace Peyton with Steven Jackson and Rodgers with Earnest Graham.

Ugly

Justin, Justin, Justin. How many times do we need to go over this? Your team is winning going into Monday night by 3 points, with only your defense left to play. SIT YOUR DEFENSE! You gave me a scare.