Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Nice Pick Anday!

50 points on the bench, and he didn't even need it. The Insane Asylum effectively doubled the JediFury's point total. It's scary to think "What if Adrian Peterson would have been in the lineup for Andy this week?" You don't have to wonder, Andy would have scored 159 points... ouch!

Things don't really lighten up for the JediFury this week either. As they try to end the 2 game slump, they'll take on the Playmakers who have won 2 in a row. Dave's squad is a 30 point underdog. I'll take Brad by a slightly closer margin, 121-92.

As for Andy, he will be taking on the two-time defending champ, Ryan, two out of the next three weeks. Ryan has a three game win streak going, so this will be no cake walk for Andy. This will easily be the matchup of the week. Ryan will take down Andy this time, 89-84.

George, who lost to Ryan last week, will take on Cody this week. George's team has lost 3 straight and Cody's has lost 4 straight. This is the game to take your Sunday afternoon nap through this week. George in a close, low scoring snooze-fest, 54-50.

Jay won't be making any friends at home with Katie before he leaves to go deer hunting. He's a 61 point favorite to beat Katie this week. He's won his last 3 games, and Katie will lose this heartbreaker, 125-90.

Things are finally starting to look up for Justin, as he will be hard pressed to lose the matchup this week versus Alex. Justin comes in as an 81 point favorite. Wow! Justin, 131-70.

OuT oF wHaCk StAt Of ThE wEek
Andy
points scored = 851 (Avg 94.6)
points against = 552 (Avg 61.3)

I'll be taking this next week off for deer hunting. Next time you hear from me I will hopefully be sporting a trophy buck and a 6-5 record. Go Lions, Wolverines, and of course 'Cutters! -commish

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Why Tom Brady Is So Much Better This Season


Recap
Tom Brady had another monstrous game last week for Brad as he tied brother, Alex. Brady scored exactly half of Brad's 80 points. Alex could have easily won if he had started Brandon Jacobs (17 points on the bench)

Ryan edged out his Dad, 66-65. Randy Moss scored 26 points for Ryan to lead the team. Ex-Gator, Earnest Graham had 18 points on George's bench... Come on, have more faith in your Gators, George.

Jay beat Katie, 106-71 in Wes Welker's debut game as a Throatcutter. Welker had 25 points.

Andy held off Cody in the battle of 1st and 2nd place, 85-67. Clinton Portis paced the Insane Asylum with 17 points.

Dave took down winless Justin on Monday night, 92-74. Justin needed a big night out of Marvin Harrison, and only got 1 point from his game breaker. Cutler came up big for Dave scoring 21 points.
Preview
Ryan over Katie - Calvin Johnson (2 TDs)
Justin over George - L.T. (3 TDs), Ronnie Brown (out for season)
Jay over Dave - Reggie Bush (200 all-purpose yards, 2 TDs)
Andy over Alex - Santonio Holmes (150 yards receiving, TD)
Brad over Cody - Tom Brady (only 5 TDs)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

LT is back... Not Enough For JHo's Epic Comeback

It looked like a lead that only the LT of '06 could overcome. And it was too much for current day LT. Maybe LT of the now is slowing down with age but he still had enough to out do the amazing performance of the young Adrian Peterson of the Vikings, not the Bears, Katie. Speaking of my wonderful, beautiful wife, Katie joined the ranks of the the un-undefeated. She'll look to make it two straight against the newly potent Blood City Throatcutters. This week they released Reggie Bush from the Insane Asylum and he won't be medicated... so look out Crazy Cat Lady. In other action some Playaz from Pensacola, Florida were victim of a hit and run by an RVer from Grand Haven, Michigan. Apparently the the Playaz showed signs of improvement in their last moments of life but their baby's mommas took them off life support. Sorry, that was kinda lame. Lastly, whodathunk that a team consisting of Derek Anderson, Willis McGahee, LenDale White, TJ Houzyermomma, Kevin Curtis, Greg Olsen, The Ravens, and Mason Crosby could total 131 points. This weeks projections: Throatcutters over Crazy Cat Lady, Of Potato Salad over JediFury, John McCain over Insane Asylum, Playmakers over Playaz, Attack Of The over RVers.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Dramatic Week 1

Alex lost a very close match up to Justin this weekend on a dropped pass to Todd Heap. I lost to Ryan after a little known wide receiver for him scored 34 points out of nowhere. Brad jumped past George on Monday night with a stellar performance from Edge. The only teams to not make a close game of it were Dave and Katie, who both gave up at least 100 points.

Predictions for this week are still a little hard to do but here goes: Rudi Johnson will put a 30 spot for me against the Browns, it will be too much for Alex. Joseph Addai matches up a much tougher easier opponent this week in Tennessee, bringing Andy 25 points and another victory. Katie plays Dave this week, their RB's also match up against each other. This game will come down to who plays better Frank Gore or Steven Jackson.... Steven Jackson wins, Katie wins. Peyton Manning will be bored against the Titans' defense. Cody's team wins a game by a very large number of points. Plaxico comes back to Earth as Brad's team is just too much for Ryan's team to handle.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Draft Kit For Katie... and others who have crappy internet restraints










Top 300 Players
Rank Name Pos Team
1 LaDainian Tomlinson RB Chargers
2 Steven Jackson RB Rams
3 Larry Johnson RB Chiefs
4 Frank Gore RB 49ers
5 Shaun Alexander RB Seahawks
6 Joseph Addai RB Colts
7 Willie Parker RB Steelers
8 Peyton Manning QB Colts
9 Brian Westbrook RB Eagles
10 Rudi Johnson RB Bengals
11 Laurence Maroney RB Patriots
12 Ronnie Brown RB Dolphins
13 Willis McGahee RB Ravens
14 Reggie Bush RB Saints
15 Steve Smith WR Panthers
16 Marvin Harrison WR Colts
17 Travis Henry RB Broncos
18 Carson Palmer QB Bengals
19 Maurice Jones-Drew RB Jaguars
20 Deuce McAllister RB Saints
21 Chad Johnson WR Bengals
22 Cedric Benson RB Bears
23 Thomas Jones RB Jets
24 Drew Brees QB Saints
25 Clinton Portis RB Redskins
26 Tom Brady QB Patriots
27 Torry Holt WR Rams
28 Edgerrin James RB Cardinals
29 Marion Barber III RB Cowboys
30 Reggie Wayne WR Colts
31 Ahman Green RB Texans
32 Brandon Jacobs RB Giants
33 Jerious Norwood RB Falcons
34 Jamal Lewis RB Browns
35 Chester Taylor RB Vikings
36 Antonio Gates TE Chargers
37 Marc Bulger QB Rams
38 Marshawn Lynch RB Bills
39 Terrell Owens WR Cowboys
40 Donovan McNabb QB Eagles
41 Larry Fitzgerald WR Cardinals
42 Carnell Williams RB Buccaneers
43 Donald Driver WR Packers
44 Marques Colston WR Saints
45 Lee Evans WR Bills
46 Tony Gonzalez TE Chiefs
47 Roy Williams WR Lions
48 Javon Walker WR Broncos
49 T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR Bengals
50 Anquan Boldin WR Cardinals
51 Matt Hasselbeck QB Seahawks
52 Jeremy Shockey TE Giants
53 Randy Moss WR Patriots
54 Plaxico Burress WR Giants
55 Andre Johnson WR Texans
56 Hines Ward WR Steelers
57 Ladell Betts RB Redskins
58 Fred Taylor RB Jaguars
59 Darrell Jackson WR 49ers
60 Laveranues Coles WR Jets
61 Joey Galloway WR Buccaneers
62 Todd Heap TE Ravens
63 Santana Moss WR Redskins
64 Alge Crumpler TE Falcons
65 LaMont Jordan RB Raiders
66 DeAngelo Williams RB Panthers
67 Julius Jones RB Cowboys
68 Adrian Peterson RB Vikings
69 Reggie Brown WR Eagles
70 Kevin Jones RB Lions
71 Chris Cooley TE Redskins
72 Kellen Winslow TE Browns
73 DeShaun Foster RB Panthers
74 Terry Glenn WR Cowboys
75 Jerricho Cotchery WR Jets
76 Vince Young QB Titans
77 Chris Chambers WR Dolphins
78 Braylon Edwards WR Browns
79 Philip Rivers QB Chargers
80 Deion Branch WR Seahawks
81 Mark Clayton WR Ravens
82 Donte' Stallworth WR Patriots
83 Isaac Bruce WR Rams
84 Tony Romo QB Cowboys
85 Vernand Morency RB Packers
86 Vernon Davis TE 49ers
87 Warrick Dunn RB Falcons
88 Mike Bell RB Broncos
89 L.J. Smith TE Eagles
90 Benjamin Watson TE Patriots
91 Vincent Jackson WR Chargers
92 Eli Manning QB Giants
93 Bernard Berrian WR Bears
94 Matt Jones WR Jaguars
95 Greg Jennings WR Packers
96 LenDale White RB Titans
97 Michael Turner RB Chargers
98 Mike Furrey WR Lions
99 Kevin Curtis WR Eagles
100 Matt Leinart QB Cardinals
101 Jon Kitna QB Lions
102 D.J. Hackett WR Seahawks
103 Devery Henderson WR Saints
104 Brandon Jackson RB Packers
105 Reuben Droughns RB Giants
106 Santonio Holmes WR Steelers
107 Jerry Porter WR Raiders
108 Ben Roethlisberger QB Steelers
109 Jason Witten TE Cowboys
110 Randy McMichael TE Rams
111 Chris Henry RB Titans
112 Muhsin Muhammad WR Bears
113 Heath Miller TE Steelers
114 Baltimore Ravens D/ST Ravens
115 Eddie Kennison WR Chiefs
116 Calvin Johnson WR Lions
117 Derrick Mason WR Ravens
118 Chicago Bears D/ST Bears
119 Joe Jurevicius WR Browns
120 Jay Cutler QB Broncos
121 Brett Favre QB Packers
122 Ronald Curry WR Raiders
123 Anthony Thomas RB Bills
124 Jake Delhomme QB Panthers
125 New England Patriots D/ST Patriots
126 Trent Green QB Dolphins
127 Tatum Bell RB Lions
128 Chad Pennington QB Jets
129 Reggie Williams WR Jaguars
130 Alex Smith QB 49ers
131 Leon Washington RB Jets
132 Ernest Wilford WR Jaguars
133 Joe Horn WR Falcons
134 Drew Carter WR Panthers
135 Drew Bennett WR Rams
136 Daniel Graham TE Broncos
137 Michael Bennett RB Chiefs
138 Dallas Clark TE Colts
139 Wes Welker WR Patriots
140 Chris Brown RB Titans
141 Ricky Williams RB Dolphins
142 J.P. Losman QB Bills
143 Michael Jenkins WR Falcons
144 San Diego Chargers D/ST Chargers
145 Owen Daniels TE Texans
146 Dominic Rhodes RB Raiders
147 Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST Jaguars
148 Adrian Peterson RB Bears
149 Ron Dayne RB Texans
150 Joey Harrington QB Falcons
151 Jason Campbell QB Redskins
152 Michael Vick QB Falcons
153 Rex Grossman QB Bears
154 Matt Schaub QB Texans
155 Jeff Garcia QB Buccaneers
156 Steve McNair QB Ravens
157 Byron Leftwich QB Jaguars
158 Brodie Croyle QB Chiefs
159 JaMarcus Russell QB Raiders
160 David Carr QB Panthers
161 Brady Quinn QB Browns
162 Damon Huard QB Chiefs
163 Tarvaris Jackson QB Vikings
164 Eric Parker WR Chargers
165 Tony Scheffler TE Broncos
166 Brandon Marshall WR Broncos
167 Amani Toomer WR Giants
168 Brandon Jones WR Titans
169 Bryant Johnson WR Cardinals
170 Jerramy Stevens TE Buccaneers
171 Adam Vinatieri K Colts
172 Michael Pittman RB Buccaneers
173 David Garrard QB Jaguars
174 Jeff Wilkins K Rams
175 Marty Booker WR Dolphins
176 Michael Clayton WR Buccaneers
177 Arnaz Battle WR 49ers
178 Greg Olsen TE Bears
179 Chris Simms QB Buccaneers
180 Samie Parker WR Chiefs
181 Brian Griese QB Bears
182 Charlie Frye QB Browns
183 Maurice Morris RB Seahawks
184 Gus Frerotte QB Rams
185 Bo Scaife TE Titans
186 Dwayne Jarrett WR Panthers
187 Kellen Clemens QB Jets
188 Shayne Graham K Bengals
189 Josh McCown QB Raiders
190 Tony Hunt RB Eagles
191 Charlie Batch QB Steelers
192 Nate Kaeding K Chargers
193 Neil Rackers K Cardinals
194 Matt Stover K Ravens
195 Brian Leonard RB Rams
196 Kurt Warner QB Cardinals
197 Marcel Shipp RB Cardinals
198 Josh Brown K Seahawks
199 Josh Scobee K Jaguars
200 Chris Baker TE Jets
201 A.J. Feeley QB Eagles
202 David Akers K Eagles
203 Robbie Gould K Bears
204 John Kasay K Panthers
205 Roddy White WR Falcons
206 Jason Elam K Broncos
207 Kevin Walter WR Texans
208 Olindo Mare K Saints
209 Jason Hanson K Lions
210 Joe Nedney K 49ers
211 Chris Henry WR Bengals
212 Daunte Culpepper QB Dolphins
213 Mike Nugent K Jets
214 Kevan Barlow RB Steelers
215 Jay Feely K Dolphins
216 Stephen Gostkowski K Patriots
217 Antonio Bryant WR 49ers
218 Rod Smith WR Broncos
219 Rian Lindell K Bills
220 David Givens WR Titans
221 Troy Williamson WR Vikings
222 Nate Burleson WR Seahawks
223 Jeff Reed K Steelers
224 Rob Bironas K Titans
225 Ashley Lelie WR 49ers
226 Reche Caldwell WR Patriots
227 Mewelde Moore RB Vikings
228 Phil Dawson K Browns
229 Peerless Price WR Bills
230 Matt Bryant K Buccaneers
231 Ryan Longwell K Vikings
232 Denver Broncos D/ST Broncos
233 Ben Troupe TE Titans
234 Brandon Lloyd WR Redskins
235 Nate Washington WR Steelers
236 Sebastian Janikowski K Raiders
237 Desmond Clark TE Bears
238 Mike Anderson RB Ravens
239 Najeh Davenport RB Steelers
240 Eric Shelton RB Panthers
241 Marcus Pollard TE Seahawks
242 Maurice Hicks RB 49ers
243 Miami Dolphins D/ST Dolphins
244 Martin Gramatica K Cowboys
245 Dwayne Bowe WR Chiefs
246 Billy McMullen WR Vikings
247 Mark Bradley WR Bears
248 Mike Vanderjagt K Cowboys
249 Doug Gabriel WR Raiders
250 Mason Crosby K Packers
251 Robert Meachem WR Saints
252 Minnesota Vikings D/ST Vikings
253 T.J. Duckett RB Lions
254 Brandon Stokley WR Broncos
255 Kris Brown K Texans
256 Greg Jones RB Jaguars
257 Patrick Crayton WR Cowboys
258 David Martin TE Dolphins
259 Philadelphia Eagles D/ST Eagles
260 Eric Moulds WR Texans
261 Maurice Stovall WR Buccaneers
262 Antwaan Randle El WR Redskins
263 Mike Alstott RB Buccaneers
264 Correll Buckhalter RB Eagles
265 Kenny Watson RB Bengals
266 DeDe Dorsey RB Colts
267 Noah Herron RB Packers
268 Kelley Washington WR Patriots
269 Hank Baskett WR Eagles
270 Carolina Panthers D/ST Panthers
271 Dan Campbell TE Lions
272 Justin McCareins WR Jets
273 Terrance Copper WR Saints
274 Mike Williams WR Raiders
275 Justin Gage WR Titans
276 Marcedes Lewis TE Jaguars
277 Chris Perry RB Bengals
278 Roydell Williams WR Titans
279 Cedrick Wilson WR Steelers
280 Seneca Wallace QB Seahawks
281 Visanthe Shiancoe TE Vikings
282 Aaron Brooks QB Raiders
283 Sinorice Moss WR Giants
284 Wali Lundy RB Texans
285 Jason Wright RB Browns
286 Shaun McDonald WR Lions
287 Kyle Boller QB Ravens
288 Michael Bush RB Raiders
289 Lorenzo Booker RB Dolphins
290 Travis Taylor WR Raiders
291 Demetrius Williams WR Ravens
292 Marcus Robinson WR Lions
293 Anthony Gonzalez WR Colts
294 Mark Brunell QB Redskins
295 Nick Goings RB Panthers
296 J.J. Arrington RB Cardinals
297 Sammy Morris RB Patriots
298 Domanick Williams RB Texans
299 Rock Cartwright RB Redskins
300 Robert Royal TE Bills

Friday, August 3, 2007

D-Day One Week Away



It's almost time to draft. Do you have your draft board set? Have you checked the signability of your potential picks? See ya next Sunday...

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Great meeting... if your name is Justin

Thanks everyone for showing up yesterday. Everything got done, as I had hoped. We decided we will vote on the idea of a keeper league, so make your vote on the league poll down on the right hand side of this page.

We made new divisions this year for the sake of change. George(Memphis) and Alex(Pensacola) are our most western teams, so along with Brad(West of US-31), Ryan(West of US-31), and me(West side of bed), make up the Western Division. The Eastern is as follows: Justin(Allendale), Cody(East of US-31), Katie(Lansing), Andy(Holland), and Dave(East side of bed). Now it may sound like Dave and I sleep together, but since we both live in the same building and sleep in the same geographical room of the duplex, the split was decided by what side of each respectable bed each sleeps on.

Once we determined divisions, I entered them into the computer and let the league randomize the schedules based on divisions. So, you should now play everyone in your division twice, and everyone else at least once. You should play one person outside of your division twice, it's just the way the numbers work out.

The lottery was definitely the reason most showed up, and here are the results:

Pick #
10 - Ryan(Ironic)
9 - Brad
8 - Jay
7 - Andy
6 - Cody
5 - George
4 - Dave
3 - Alex
2 - Katie
1 - Justin

The draft will be held on Sunday, August 12th @ 5:00pm. It's online again since Alex will be out of town again after this week. Don't forget to vote on the keeper league rule.