What Will Your Halftime Speech Be? Here's Mine

Two more quarters boys! Are you perfect? Ocho Cinco can you look Tom Brady (Booby Miles) in the eyes with love and joy in your heart and say that you did everything you could to win? I hope so, because he would die to be out there with you right now. Titans' D/ST, you can say that you have. Robbie Gould, Calvin Johnson... you've been nearly perfect.

So as it sits now, the top four teams are all 5-2. Following them are two teams at 4-3 and two teams at 3-4. These teams represent the current playoff picture. The four teams out, including me, are all 2-5. Wow, this is going to get crazy. Nobody's for sure in and nobody is for sure out. So, because of all this craziness I've done a "Power Rankings" as far as the points you've scored are concerned. So what does this all mean? If you're currently in the playoff picture and you're in the top 8 of my rankings, you can book your tickets to the "Bernie Bash". If you're in one but the the other, you've got some work to do but you're far from done. If you're not in either, you're done and you should start selling off your players for next years draft picks... just my opinion Justin and Adam. Trade deadline is November 5, get to work!

Halftime Reports
Rank / Team (Coach)

#1 VB Playaz (Alex) 5-2
PF - 577
MVP - C.Portis
LVP - B.Engram
Team Booby - N/A

#2 Fisher's Flying Dutchmen (Rachael) 5-2
PF - 570
MVP - D.Brees
LVP - D.Patten
Team Booby - K.Winslow

#3 Katie's Schfifty-fivers (Katie) 5-2
PF - 549
MVP - F.Gore
LVP - Broncos
Team Booby - V.Young

#4 A New Viser (Ryan) 4-3
PF -540
MVP - T.Romo
LVP - J.Galloway
Team Booby - R.Bush

#5 Winslow Waxmen (Tim) 5-2
PF - 532
MVP - J. Campbell
LVP - M. Leinart
Team Booby - N/A

#6 Strongbadia JediFury (Dave) 3-4
PF - 510
MVP - P.Rivers
LVP - C.Taylor
Team Booby - J.Addai

#7 Maize 'n' Blue Jays (Jay) 2-5
PF - 508
MVP - C.Johnson (Calvin or Chris)
LVP - C.Johnson (Chad)
Team Booby - T. Brady

#8 Andy's Insane Asylum (Andy) 2-5
PF - 498
MVP - D.McNabb
LVP - D.Clark
Team Booby - L.Maroney

#9 Georgetown RVers (George) 4-3
PF - 487
MVP - A.Peterson
LVP - F.Taylor
Team Booby - C.Palmer

#10 B Rads Malibu Playmakers (Brad) 3-4
PF - 482
MVP - A.Rodgers
LVP - R.Williams
Team Booby - S.Alexander

#11 O.C. Nasty Giraffe's (Adam) 2-5
PF - 473
MVP - M.Barber
LVP - K.Curtis
Team Booby - R.Mendenhall

#12 Kaleidoscopic Koala (Justin) 2-5
PF - 463
MVP - J.Cutler
LVP - T.Holt
Team Booby - N/A

Quartertime reports are here!

Every NFL team breaks the season down into four sections to better focus on each part and not get overwhelmed by the whole 16-game schedule. I have have decided to do the same, I don't really care if you all are feeling overwhelmed, but really just because I can forget the first 4 games and start over at 0-0. Here are my "Quartertime" reports:

A-

A New Viser (ryan morstadt) 3-1, 353 points for
Ryan, what was wrong with old viser? Anyway, the new one looks pretty cool! Tony Romo and Reggie Bush are making you look really good right now. Beating your Dad, put you alone at the top of the rankings, for now.

Katie's Schfifty-fivers (Katie Neitring) 3-1, 347 points for
What can I say? The most beautiful team ever? Very Yes! Brett Favre is the man right now, who knew?

B+

Georgetown RVers (George Morstadt) 3-1, 320 points for

Anquan Boldin and Adrian Peterson are the MVP's for you. Hopefully Boldin won't miss too much time, he's having such a great year. Carson Palmer went from bad to hurt, not looking good there...

Winslow Waxmen (Tim Winslow) 3-1, 301 points for

Jason Campbell? Marshawn Lynch? LenDale White? Roddy White? Tony Scheffler? The players nobody wanted. Looks pretty good right now.

B

VB Playaz (Alex Morstadt) 2-2, 327 points for
Eli Manning proving he's no fluke. Portis still has some in the tank. T.O. being T.O.. Witten taking over as THE dominant TE.

Fisher's Flying Dutchmen (Rachael Fisher) 2-2, 310 points for
Although L.T. is underachieving a little right now, Brees is overachieving to make it somewhat of a wash. Andre Johnson is not himself right now.

B-

O.C. Nasty Giraffe's (Adam Horos) 2-2, 286 points for
Marion Barber and Michael Turner are playing out of their minds right now. Wow.

Strongbadia JediFury (David Clinansmith) 2-2, 282 points for
Five words. Phillip Rivers and Santana Moss

C+

Andy's Insane Asylum (andy helm) 1-3, 269 points for
Good looking team just needs the season to calm down and go like it should.

Maize 'n' Blue Jays (Jay Neitring) 1-3, 269 points for
see Andy's team summary, I miss you Tom

Kaleidoscopic Koala (Justin Hobeck) 1-3, 266 points for
Team Cutler y Forte sans Moss

C

B Rads Malibu Playmakers (Brad Morstadt) 1-3, 231 points for
MIA RB's. Brad, I know somebody who has a surplus of decent RB's... wink, wink.