Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Quartertime reports are here!

Every NFL team breaks the season down into four sections to better focus on each part and not get overwhelmed by the whole 16-game schedule. I have have decided to do the same, I don't really care if you all are feeling overwhelmed, but really just because I can forget the first 4 games and start over at 0-0. Here are my "Quartertime" reports:

A-

A New Viser (ryan morstadt) 3-1, 353 points for
Ryan, what was wrong with old viser? Anyway, the new one looks pretty cool! Tony Romo and Reggie Bush are making you look really good right now. Beating your Dad, put you alone at the top of the rankings, for now.

Katie's Schfifty-fivers (Katie Neitring) 3-1, 347 points for
What can I say? The most beautiful team ever? Very Yes! Brett Favre is the man right now, who knew?

B+

Georgetown RVers (George Morstadt) 3-1, 320 points for

Anquan Boldin and Adrian Peterson are the MVP's for you. Hopefully Boldin won't miss too much time, he's having such a great year. Carson Palmer went from bad to hurt, not looking good there...

Winslow Waxmen (Tim Winslow) 3-1, 301 points for

Jason Campbell? Marshawn Lynch? LenDale White? Roddy White? Tony Scheffler? The players nobody wanted. Looks pretty good right now.

B

VB Playaz (Alex Morstadt) 2-2, 327 points for
Eli Manning proving he's no fluke. Portis still has some in the tank. T.O. being T.O.. Witten taking over as THE dominant TE.

Fisher's Flying Dutchmen (Rachael Fisher) 2-2, 310 points for
Although L.T. is underachieving a little right now, Brees is overachieving to make it somewhat of a wash. Andre Johnson is not himself right now.

B-

O.C. Nasty Giraffe's (Adam Horos) 2-2, 286 points for
Marion Barber and Michael Turner are playing out of their minds right now. Wow.

Strongbadia JediFury (David Clinansmith) 2-2, 282 points for
Five words. Phillip Rivers and Santana Moss

C+

Andy's Insane Asylum (andy helm) 1-3, 269 points for
Good looking team just needs the season to calm down and go like it should.

Maize 'n' Blue Jays (Jay Neitring) 1-3, 269 points for
see Andy's team summary, I miss you Tom

Kaleidoscopic Koala (Justin Hobeck) 1-3, 266 points for
Team Cutler y Forte sans Moss

C

B Rads Malibu Playmakers (Brad Morstadt) 1-3, 231 points for
MIA RB's. Brad, I know somebody who has a surplus of decent RB's... wink, wink.

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