What Will Your Halftime Speech Be? Here's Mine

Two more quarters boys! Are you perfect? Ocho Cinco can you look Tom Brady (Booby Miles) in the eyes with love and joy in your heart and say that you did everything you could to win? I hope so, because he would die to be out there with you right now. Titans' D/ST, you can say that you have. Robbie Gould, Calvin Johnson... you've been nearly perfect.

So as it sits now, the top four teams are all 5-2. Following them are two teams at 4-3 and two teams at 3-4. These teams represent the current playoff picture. The four teams out, including me, are all 2-5. Wow, this is going to get crazy. Nobody's for sure in and nobody is for sure out. So, because of all this craziness I've done a "Power Rankings" as far as the points you've scored are concerned. So what does this all mean? If you're currently in the playoff picture and you're in the top 8 of my rankings, you can book your tickets to the "Bernie Bash". If you're in one but the the other, you've got some work to do but you're far from done. If you're not in either, you're done and you should start selling off your players for next years draft picks... just my opinion Justin and Adam. Trade deadline is November 5, get to work!

Halftime Reports
Rank / Team (Coach)

#1 VB Playaz (Alex) 5-2
PF - 577
MVP - C.Portis
LVP - B.Engram
Team Booby - N/A

#2 Fisher's Flying Dutchmen (Rachael) 5-2
PF - 570
MVP - D.Brees
LVP - D.Patten
Team Booby - K.Winslow

#3 Katie's Schfifty-fivers (Katie) 5-2
PF - 549
MVP - F.Gore
LVP - Broncos
Team Booby - V.Young

#4 A New Viser (Ryan) 4-3
PF -540
MVP - T.Romo
LVP - J.Galloway
Team Booby - R.Bush

#5 Winslow Waxmen (Tim) 5-2
PF - 532
MVP - J. Campbell
LVP - M. Leinart
Team Booby - N/A

#6 Strongbadia JediFury (Dave) 3-4
PF - 510
MVP - P.Rivers
LVP - C.Taylor
Team Booby - J.Addai

#7 Maize 'n' Blue Jays (Jay) 2-5
PF - 508
MVP - C.Johnson (Calvin or Chris)
LVP - C.Johnson (Chad)
Team Booby - T. Brady

#8 Andy's Insane Asylum (Andy) 2-5
PF - 498
MVP - D.McNabb
LVP - D.Clark
Team Booby - L.Maroney

#9 Georgetown RVers (George) 4-3
PF - 487
MVP - A.Peterson
LVP - F.Taylor
Team Booby - C.Palmer

#10 B Rads Malibu Playmakers (Brad) 3-4
PF - 482
MVP - A.Rodgers
LVP - R.Williams
Team Booby - S.Alexander

#11 O.C. Nasty Giraffe's (Adam) 2-5
PF - 473
MVP - M.Barber
LVP - K.Curtis
Team Booby - R.Mendenhall

#12 Kaleidoscopic Koala (Justin) 2-5
PF - 463
MVP - J.Cutler
LVP - T.Holt
Team Booby - N/A